Well fellas, it's getting to be about that time. A few weeks remaining till we get back to school. Read your copies of The Game and get ready to pounce. In the meantime, here's a spin on the famous catch-up game called Where Are They Now? - Summer '07 Edition

Schober has been seen cutting his hair to try to match David Beckham while he securely holds the Mrs.' hand and ditches his friends.

Malibu has been spotted rubbing tanning oil on his hot new piece while Bert & Ernie sing songs in the background.

A local Staten Island boy reports that everybody's favorite Ice Cream man is alive and well, serving only those with a Brook and making a thousand dollas a day.

Coach was last seen stuffing down Windmill Cheese Fries with his free coupons from the Office of Student Services. You're definitely gonna die soon if you keep eating like that, man.

Zukko was treated on Monday at the local Vet for "a nasty sore that we haven't seen before," reports the doctor. Yeah, Vets are for animals - I know.

Everybody's favorite 6th year student - cough*Glenn*cough - has stooped to a level I could have never dreamed of. Ask him about it. Seriously.

Seacrest went to a Justin Timberlake concert the other night. For real. And he found and purchased the tickets on his own.

Minkus is 21 now but will be carded until he's 30. The Burberry & LaCoste gear doesn't make you look older bud.

Hamburglar has not been seen lately, but close friends report that he is in the midst of making wedding plans. The traditional bride & groom dance will reportedly take place to the song "Blood, Pain, and Scars" by Cradle of Filth.

Menudooooo Skillz made a surprise appearance at the Borgata a few weeks ago. When I was approached at the Roulette Table, he told me he had banged the Croupier and that she had a clit ring. Funny, she didn't know him.

Everybody's favorite partier, Mr. Winkle, has a record-setting 13 BAR APPEARANCES this summer. Fun? Bob? It seems so - let's see if the anti-misery campaign can carry into September.

Walnuts was last seen throwing up his breakfast at Richard's Deli in Long Branch. His weight is down to 129lbs, but he DOES have an 11-pack now.

Bos isn't alive anymore, I'm pretty sure.

The rumor mill now swings toward the Big House (Soon to R.I.P.), where some of the town stars have been staying for the summer.

While most think that Sippi has been balding, inside sources say that he has actually been donating hair to the victims of Katrina who have lost their pubes due to their lower-halfs being submerged in heavily toxic water for extended periods of time. A fine replacement, I must say.

Frank the Tank has purchased a new Mustang over the summer, boys and girls. He also found a soulmate. Too bad his neighbors already caught him cheating on his girlfriend!! ...with his gas tank.

Damnit Glenn - I can't stop thinking about your follies.

Mango has hit it big with a new TV deal that will pay an estimated 12 rocks for his appearances in the upcoming set of Geico commercials.

Close friends and lifeguard companions of Jihad report that although he spent the summer on the beach, the only action he's gotten on the lifeguard stand was from his "300" figurines.

Pooter is such a great pledge name. I don't really know what he's been up to though.

Zelda was seen wearing an Indy-label zip-up hoodie while playing Magic: The Gathering with high school kids in a dark downtown Philly alley.

Brando has been spotted at Brighton Bar throughout the summer with a more realistic crowd for himself.

Sal has reportedly gotten into numerous scuffles this summer for claiming he is better at something than his opponent. After several polls have been taken, the viewers say Sal is indeed NOT better than anyone. At any sport.

Sub exaggerates.



That's all for now, kids. See you in a couple weeks at the place where the bitches be fine.

Looking forward to The Beev returning to school as well - we missed ya bud.